Alright, you 90s brats (and wannabes), grab your Frooti and Phantom ciggies! We’re about to take a wild ride through the most bonkers decade Bollywood ever puked out. Buckle up, ’cause this trip down memory lane is bumpier than Govinda’s dance moves after too many Goldflake puffs!
1. Roja: Love in the Time of Terrorism (and Killer Tunes)
First up, we’ve got “Roja.” Wow, this movie has so many layers, just like the onions I chop! It feels like someone mixed a funny love story with a thrilling adventure and added some love for the country. Mani Ratnam really surprised us!
Here’s a cool fact: This was A.R. Rahman’s first time as a composer. He really made a big splash! He gave us songs that stuck in our heads for a long time. We even hummed them in the bathroom! (I still do, but don’t tell my roomie. He already thinks I’m weird.)
Why watch it? Besides the killer music that’ll make your ears orgasm, it’s got enough tension to make you forget about your own pathetic love life. Plus, Arvind Swami’s puppy dog eyes… swoon (Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?)
2. Vijaypath: Ajay Devgn’s Balancing Act
Next up, “Vijaypath.” If you thought Ajay Devgn doing the splits between two bikes was his peak, boy, are you in for a treat! This movie’s got more action than my attempts to catch the last metro after a night of… uh, “studying.”
Interesting tidbit: This film pretty much cemented Ajay’s status as an action hero. Who knew those intense eyes could pack such a punch? (Still can’t beat Sunny paaji’s dhai kilo ka haath though, amirite?)
Why give it a go? It’s peak 90s Bollywood movies, complete with dramatic zooms and punch sound effects that could wake up my neighbor’s annoying dog. Plus, young Tabu looking all innocent before she started playing those complex roles that make our hungover brains hurt.
3. Vishwatma: Chunky Pandey’s… Something
Okay, let’s talk about “Vishwatma.” This movie acts like that funny uncle at family parties. You might wonder why he shows up, but he keeps everyone laughing. Sunny Deol shows off his muscles, Divya Bharti looks amazing, and Chunky Panday does his thing.
Did you know? The song “Saat Samundar” from this movie became super popular. People still play it at weddings today. You might be humming it even now! (Don’t fight it, just embrace the cheesiness and shake that booty!)
Why watch? This movie shows all the crazy fun of 90s Bollywood—wild action, catchy songs, and so many plot twists that you might get dizzy. Plus, it gives you the chance to mimic your Sunny Deol impression! TARIKH PE TARIKH!
4. Hum Aapke Hain Koun: The Never-Ending Wedding
Brace yourselves for “Hum Aapke Hain Koun.” This movie offers a complete shaadi experience without the awkward chats with that weird distant uncle. Salman and Madhuri‘s chemistry shines so brightly that the film reel might catch fire!
Fun fact: This movie ran in theaters longer than most of my relationships. Over a year in some places! Talk about commitment issues. (Looking at you, ex-girlfriends.)
Why watch? This movie serves as the ultimate feel-good film. You might even learn some dance moves for the next family wedding you have to go to! (Warning: Attempts to recreate “Didi Tera Devar Deewana” may result in pulled muscles, bruised egos, and angry neighbors banging on your walls at 2 AM.)
5. Saudagar: Battle of the Grumpy Uncles
“Saudagar” features Dilip Kumar and Raaj Kumar in a huge battle of dramatic pauses and intense looks. It feels like two uncles at a family dinner trying to show off, but with cooler music and no bad jokes.
Here’s a fun fact: This movie was one of Dilip Kumar’s last big roles. He really made it count with lots of excitement and shouting!
Why watch? It’s a masterclass in overacting… I mean, intense acting. Plus, young Manisha Koirala and Vivek Mushran are so cute, you’ll want to pinch their cheeks through the screen. (Don’t actually do that, you’ll just smudge your TV.)
6. Maine Pyar Kiya: The Start of Prem (and a Million Crushes)
“Maine Pyar Kiya” kicks off a lot of crushes and introduces Salman Khan. This movie started it all! You see shirtless scenes, hear romantic songs, and spot friendship bracelets everywhere. It’s all here in its fun, cheesy style!
Fun fact: The famous “friend” cap worn by Salman became such a trend that stores couldn’t keep up with the demand. It was like the 90s version of going viral!
Why watch? This story shows the ultimate boy-meets-girl adventure, packed with so much cheese that even a pizza would feel left out. Plus, you get to see baby Salman before he discovered the gym and… well, you know.
7. Saajan Chale Sasural: Comedy Gold (or Something Like That)
David Dhawan and Govinda make a legendary 90s duo. “Saajan Chale Sasural” shows off slapstick comedy with wild plot twists and catchy songs that stick in your mind.
Here’s a fun fact: This movie has not one, not two, but THREE roles for Karisma Kapoor! Talk about getting your money’s worth! (Or maybe the budget couldn’t afford more actresses?)
Why give it a shot? This movie acts as the best pick-me-up after a long day of being an adult. Just don’t blame me if you find yourself randomly shouting “Ui maa” for weeks after. (Your coworkers might start to worry.)
8. Eeena Meena Deeka: Triple the Rishi, Triple the Fun?
If you thought one Rishi Kapoor was a treat, how about three? “Eeena Meena Deeka” gives us a triple dose of Rishi, along with the ever-charming Juhi Chawla. It’s like the universe said, “You know what this movie needs? MORE RISHI!”
Fun fact: The title is based on the children’s counting rhyme. Bet you’ll never hear that the same way again! (Sorry, not sorry.)
Why watch? This movie stands out as a fun comedy that keeps things easygoing. It makes a great choice when you want a break from all the serious dramas and your own problems.
9. Kohram: Amitabh’s Action Avatar (Because Why Not?)
“Kohram” shows that Amitabh Bachchan ruled the 90s. This action-filled drama lets Big B shine as he does what he does best—being a total powerhouse and making everyone else seem weak.
Here’s a fun fact: This movie brings together Amitabh and Nana Patekar, two of Bollywood’s most intense actors. The screen lights up when they share it! (I swear I saw smoke coming out of my TV.)
Why watch? It’s Amitabh in full-on action mode. Need I say more? (If you said yes, we can’t be friends.)
10. Paappi Devataa: Divine Comedy (Or Just Plain Crazy)
Last but not least, we’ve got “Paappi Devataa.” This funny movie stars the legendary Dharmendra and the funny Johnny Lever. It looks like someone grabbed a normal script, threw it in a blender, and mixed it all together!
Here’s a cool fact: The title means “Sinner God,” which captures the movie’s crazy idea perfectly!
Why give it a go? It’s a perfect example of 90s Bollywood’s love for over-the-top comedy and unlikely plotlines. Plus, it helps confuse your friends who don’t watch Bollywood!
I could talk forever about these awesome 90s movies, but let’s face it—your movie list is probably longer than the line at a 90s movie premiere on a Friday night. But here’s the truth: these movies offer more than just passing time. Put on these old movies and make some buttery popcorn. Get ready for a world where love wins and heroes fight bad guys without messing up their hair.
Watch out! You might start dancing, want to wear sparkly clothes, and spin around when people call you. That’s what 90s Bollywood does to you!
If you stay up all night watching and look tired at school, don’t say it’s my fault. Blame the songs that get stuck in your head and make you want to watch more. We’ve all done it before. Now go have fun with these old movies, you 90s kids!